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roflolmaomg wrote in capslock_merlin Feb 26, 2009 01:43

BORED, TAKING PORN REQUESTS.

:D YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

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TENTACLE SMEX LUV

cienna wrote in capslock_merlin Feb 18, 2009 19:55

SO LATELY, TAKADAINMATE AND I MAY HAVE ACQUIRED A BIT OF A TENTACLE OBSESSION. THIS RESULTED IN HER WRITING AMAZINGLY HOT TENTACLE AU FIC THAT I AM NOW MAKING HER SHARE.

TITLE: LOVE IN SHADES OF INK
AUTHOR: takadainmate
PAIRING: MERLIN THE MAGICAL TENTACLE MONSTER/ARTHUR THE GOLDEN SHINY TENTACLE MONSTER
WARNINGS: NON-CON, TENTACLES

( SORRY, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER HER, BUT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN TENTACLE SHAPED )

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I'M FAILING A CLASS FOR THIS COMM., I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW.

roflolmaomg wrote in capslock_merlin Jan 30, 2009 02:23

NO, NOT REALLY, I'M JUST ONCE AGAIN PROCRASTINATING INSTEAD OF STUDYING.

BUT LO, MY SISTER TEXTED ME WITH THE WORDS 'WHITE KNUCKLED ARTHUR' BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WHAT MY MIND DOES WITH THESE THINGS.

THEREFORE:

( ARTHUR IS NOT ALL RIGHT. )

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scifijunkie wrote in capslock_merlin Jan 29, 2009 15:16

TITLE: AND HE CALLED MERLIN AN IDIOT...
AUTHORS: wildmachinery, scifijunkie, and derryere
RATING: NC-17
WORD COUNT: 2098 (GOD HELP US ALL)
SPOILERS: NOTHING, REALLY.
Description: ARTHUR IS AN IDIOT, AND LEECHES ARE INVOLVED. (REALLY, THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR THIS.)
Note 1: THIS IS A COMMENT-FIC THAT STARTED IN AN ENTRY IN face_of_bradley. wildmachinery REPLIED WITH A CONTINUATION OF THE CAPTION. THEN I ( Read more... )

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DEAR CAPSLOCK_MERLIN,

roflolmaomg wrote in capslock_merlin Jan 26, 2009 00:43

I MISS YOU ( Read more... )

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HELP THE WHELP

binglejells wrote in capslock_merlin Jan 25, 2009 15:01

HAI. I NEED HELP. IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE, BUT WE'LL JUST FOCUS ON PRAWN PORN FIC HELP FOR NOW, MKAY ( Read more... )

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MORE SPAM

roflolmaomg wrote in capslock_merlin Jan 13, 2009 01:05

HAY HOWZ IT GOING I'M PROCRASTINATING IMPORTANT PAPERS AND WHAT NOT, LET ME INCLUDE YOU.

I CAN'T SEEM TO STOP WRITING STUPID LITTLE PLOTLESS DRABBLES AND SINCE I HAVEN'T BEEN YELLED AT YET FOR PREVIOUS ONES, I'M FEELING COMPLETELY FREE TO SHARE MORE UNTIL I'M KICKED OUT. I'M REALLY SORRY.

OKAY HERE'S THE NAUGHTY ONE FIRST, THEN THE OTHER ONE HAS FOOD ( Read more... )

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PORNLET ALERT

roflolmaomg wrote in capslock_merlin Jan 09, 2009 18:53

SO I FOUND MYSELF IN LABS AT 8:30 THIS MORNING AND I WAS BORED SO I WROTE PORN.

ARTHUR'S GOOD AT BLOWJOBS.

( TOO LAZY TO RETYPE IN CAPS )

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SOME FIC

takadainmate wrote in capslock_merlin Jan 06, 2009 11:59

TITLE: NONE
AUTHOR: NOT ME. WELL YEAH OKAY IT WAS ME. BUT cienna MADE ME DO IT ON THREAT OF REVEALING THAT ONE PHOTO FROM THAT ONE PARTY TO EVERYONE
RATING: THE HIGHEST YOU CAN THINK OF
WORDS: NOT MANY
PAIRING: EVERYONE/EVERYTHING/MERLIN
WARNINGS: NON-CON, TENTACLES

( BECAUSE THERE SEEMS TO BE A LOT OF TENTACLES GOING ON IN THE FANDOM AT THE MOMENT SO I WANTED TO JOIN THE PARTY. )

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HALP HALP HALP HALP

roflolmaomg wrote in capslock_merlin Dec 20, 2008 01:25

I NEED SUGGESTIONS FOR REALLY, REALLY LAME MARY-SUEISH NAMES B/C I LIKE MAKING ARTHUR'S LIFE HELL, ESPECIALLY AT SUMMER CAMPS.

PLUS, YOU GUYS ARE THE ONLY ONES I TRUST ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH WAYS TO TORTURE THE IDIOT PRINCE.

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